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Tuesday, November 17, 2009

DG - ..Refreshment News.. [1 Attachment]

 
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……Refreshment News……

 

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Brad Pitt and Vidya Balan get married

After marriage, lots of students gather at their home ..... why ???

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because her name becomes Vidya Pitt (vidyapeeth)

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  rahul gandhi --> mom, aapaki wajah se meri shaadi nahi ho paaa

  rahi......... ......... ......... ......... ......


  sonia gandhi --> kyun beta???????? ????????


  rahul gandhi --> har taraf to likha hai ki sonia ko bahumat do

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  BRUCE LEE was a great man


  But after his sister gave birth to a baby he became an ordinary man...


  why?


  Because he became


  MAMU LEE!


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  santa and banta r discussing-- -------

  santa----- "if i drink coffee, i ca'nt sleep!!!!"

  Banta----- "with me it's the opposite.if i sleep i can't drink
coffee."
   

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  One day Ravan went to a disco....... ......... ......... ..

  aur wahan jaakar woh behosh ho gaya ............ .......

  kyun???????? ????????? ??

  kyun???????? ??????


  bcoz it was written on the gate that "entry fee Rs.1500 per head"

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  who made Ganesh to Anesh...????


  ThinK......


  Think......


  okay.....


  " KAILASH KHER "

  tere naam se " G " loon....


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  Ek din ek aadmi apne naukar ko Priya Gold biscuit laane bolta hai. To

  naukar biscuit laane Pakistan jaata hai.

  Kyon??????


 Think....... ......

  Give up??


  Coz...

  "Priya Gold biscuit. Haq se maango.."


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  Ek nadi thi......

  uske upar ek pull bana hua tha.....

  pull par bahut saari ladkiyan khadi thi......

  sab ki sab ek hi ladke ki deewani thi.....

  Guess who was the lucky guy??????

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  Keep Guessing.... ..

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  Chalo yaar....the answer is


  "KISNA"

  Jo hai albela mad naino wala...

  jiski diwani BRIDGE ki har bala.....

  woh kisna hai


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  if a CAT crosses ur way,

  when u are going some where,

  then what does it mean????????

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  it means that the Cat is also going somewhere.


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  AND FINALLY THE LAST ONE NOT THE LEAST

 

  Why are Indian husbands called "MADE OF SILVER"

  And

  Why are American husbands called "MADE OF GOLD"


  Socho



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  Thoda sur Socho



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  Socho Socho....


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  Nahi Aata



 Bcoz

 

  Indian wives call their husband "A g" ( Scientific Symbol for Silver)



  American wives call their husband "A u" ( Scientific Symbol for Gold....)

 

 

 

AAYA kushi todi si hi sahi . . .      images.jpgimages.jpgimages.jpg

 

 

SMILE TO BE continued . .  . . . .

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Regards

BigGains !!
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