Deadly PJs....Commit suicide at your own risk...
1.
3 + 3 =8
Bataaon Kaise?
Bataaon Bataaon!
Nahi Pata?!!
Are
Galati se!!!!!!!!!!
2.
Gulshan Grover is riding a bike at the velocity of light.
On the way he offers a lift to a stranger.
Stranger: 'Sir, can I know your name please'
Gulshan : 'I am Gulshan Grocer'
Stranger : Grocer? Sure you dont mean Gulshan Grover??
Gulshan: No it is Grocer.
Now tell me why did Gulshan say so...
scroll down for the ultimate PJ
Further,,,
Little further...
ANS: Because at the speed of light V=C
3.
Ek Gaaon me Seeta aur Geeta do Behane rehati hai.
Dono ko ek baar nadi paar karanee hoti hai.
Seeta nadee me kudati hai aur tairake jaatee hai.
Geeta pool ke upar se chalake jaati hai.
Phir bhi Gaaon ke log bolate hai ki Seeta Geeta se jyada intellegent hai.
Kyon?
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Nahi pata?
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Kyonki
Seeta ko Geeta se S.S.C ke exam me jyada marks milate hai.
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zindegi ek paheli hai...
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scroll karne se solve nahi hogi....
5.
Teacher: 'A' for?
Student: Apple !!!
Teacher: Jor se bolo
Student: JAI MATA DI
6.
sardar kya sochte sochte marr gaya ???
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agar meri bahan se do bhai hain, to mera sirf ek kaise ?
7.
Do you know why the name of Madras was replaced by Chennai???
Think......
Think..
Bit more.......
Because...a Madrassi wears lungi and there is no zip means chen..nai...
8.
What's the opposite of "Dominoes"???
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tired of thinking???
Well the answer is "Domi doesn't know"
9.
Whats the opposite of "Pizza Hut"
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okei don't kill me "Pizza Hutna math"
10.
ok whats the opp of venky's..
venlocks...
(now,now,dont bang ur head plz..)
11.
Gattu ek lecture attend karta hai.
lecture ke baad use bhookh
lagti hai. so
he goes to the canteen. canteen
mein gattu ek pav leta hai.
jaise hi woh
pav khane ke liye uthata hai to
dekhta hai ki uski plate mein
"jannat" likha hai.
To janaab ab aapko yeh batana hai
ki gattu jiska
lecture attend karke aa raha hai!
, us proffessor ka
naam kya hai???
guess
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The answer is
Ishq Ki Chhaon.
Jinke "Sir" ho "Ishq ki Chhaon"
"Pav" ke neeche "Jannat" hogi....
12.
A women goes in an Auto (rickshaw) and gets bald??? How???
Lets C' if you can solve this one....
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13.
Whats the opposite of Gopalakrishnan?
Comepalakrishnan.
What is the opposite of Subramnium Swamy?
Subramanium Didn't See Me.
How do they start a road race in Tamil Nadu?
Ready....Steady.
A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses' wife instead.
"I'm afraid he died last week." she explains.
The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss.
"I told you" the wife replies, "he died last week."
The next day he calls again and once more asks to Speak to his boss.
By this time the wife is getting upset and shouts, "I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND, YOUR BOSS, DIED LAST WEEK!
WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING?"
"Coz," he replied laughing, "I just love hearing it..."
BigGains !!
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