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This is a very cool way of explaining marketing concepts to the Students:

 

1.. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to 
her and say: "I am very rich. 
"Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing"

 

2.. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a 
gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and 
pointing at you says: "He's very rich. 
"Marry him." -That's Advertising"

 

3.. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to 
her and get her telephone number. The next day, you 
call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. 
"Marry me - That's Telemarketing"

 

4.. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up 
and straighten your tie, you 
walk up to her and pour 
her a drink, you open the door (of the car)for her, 
pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and 
then say:"By the way, I'm rich. Will you 
"Marry Me?" - That's Public Relations"

 

5.. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks 
up to you and says:"You are very rich! 
"Can you marry ! me?" - That's Brand Recognition"

 

6.. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to 
her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you 
a nice hard slap on your face. - 
"That's Customer Feedback"

 

7.. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to 
her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she 
introduces you to her husband. - J 
"That's demand and supply gap"

 

8.. You see a gorgeous girl at a 
party. You go up to 
her and before you say anything, another person come 
and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she 
goes with him - 
"That's competition eating into your market share"

9. You see a

 gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to 




her and before  you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your 




wife arrives. - 




"That's restriction for entering new markets"

 

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