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Tuesday, March 03, 2009

DG - Poor Husbands

 

 

 

   
Police  arrested a drunkard & askd: Where r u going?

Man: I'm  going 2 listen lecture on ill effects of drinking.

Cop:  Who'll lecture at midnight ?

Man: My  wife...

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Before  marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, I luv  u.

After marriage: Roses are dead, I'm blue. U r my  headache, one day I'll
kill u.


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Man: Is there any way for long life?

Dr: Get  married.

Man: Will it help?

Dr: No , but  the thought of long life will never come.

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Q: Why  do women live longer than men?

A: Shopping never causes  heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

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Wats  the diff between Complete & Finished?

If you find good  wife u r complete otherwise u r finished.

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So  many options: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from  a
building, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow  and sure!


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Have u heard about the man who  threw his wife into a pond of crocodiles?
He's now being  harassed by the animal rights for being cruel to  the
crocodiles.

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Two men r talking. 1st: I  got married coz I was tired of eating out,
cleaning the house,  doing the laundry & wearing shabby clothes.

2nd:  Amazing, I just got divorced for the very same  reasons


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Wife: If I dismiss the cook and  make the food myself for a month, what
will you pay  me?

Husband: I won't have to pay you, you'll get my entire  insurance amount.

 

 

 

 


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