1. The problem with investment bank balance sheets is that, 'On the left side nothing is right and on the right side nothing is left'.
2. There are 30 billion prime numbers below 700 billion. The rest are all subprime.
3. How do you define optimism? A banker who irons 5 shirts on a Sunday.
4. For Geography students: What's the capital of Iceland? Answer: About Three Pounds Fifty...
5. A trader: "This is worse than a divorce. I've lost half my net worth and I still have a wife."
6. What's the difference between a guy who just lost everything in Vegas and an investment banker? A tie.
7. What's the difference between a bond and a bond trader? A bond matures, trader doesn't.
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